IT IS NOT EASY BEING THIS SEXY

Being a San Antonio escort or an escort in Barcelona is not an easy job. There are the obvious issues that go with being a female in any situation as the first of the potential things that will weigh you down. You will have to face the risks of violence, sexual or otherwise.

girl in chair escort benidorm black backless teddy high heels with red solesAs a professional escort you need to be aware of and stay on top of your sexual health. Your gynaecologist will become a close friend and confidant and there are so many risks and situations that you need to manage, whether you indulge in anal sex or not, whether you do oral sex without condom (OWO) or not. And if you do indulge in oral sex without a condom you have to decide whether you are willing to let a client cum in your mouth. And if you do, whether you spit or swallow. Obviously you will not do any kind or penetrative sex without a condom, neither vaginal nor anal. The rules are not the same for a professional escort as they are for any kind of amateur, no matter how enthusiastic or promiscuous she may be. You need to be aware of the risks of being robbed as you will undoubtedly be out late at night and may have a good bag and potentially lots of cash.

All escorts in San Antonio or Barcelona will be working long and very unpredictable hours. But undoubtedly some days even the best escort San Antonio can offer may not be called on at all, which is stressful and paranoia inducing. And then the world will just explode and you will have several bookings in a single night. That means dashing from place to place while looking cool and hot and keeping to the schedule while making each client the centre of your attention and giving them all of your focus and energy. And as luck will have it (Murphy’s Law being what it is) when you have been busy all night, are exhausted, sore and need a break are exactly the times that you will then have a busy day time, with clients wanting to see you from late morning all the way through the afternoon and evening.

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Ten Hooker Commandments

I know it doesn’t seem likely, but I am a big fan of hip-hop and rap. All the way from LL Cool J  before he went to NCIS Los Angeles and before Ice T joined Law and Order. And a track I have always loved is 10 Crack Commandment by Biggie. So, I have I have done an homage to it (butchered it really) by making it specific to me industry – escort agencies and hookers.

It’s the ten pro commandments, what?
Hooker can’t tell me nothing about this cock
Can’t tell me nothing about this dick, this need, my hustlin’ hookers
Hookers on the corner I ain’t forget you hookers, my triple beam hookers

I’ve been in this game for years, it made me an animal
It’s rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your game on track, not your wig pushed back
Rule Number Uno, never let no one know
How much dough you hold cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy ‘specially
If that man fucked up, get yo’ ass stuck up
Number 2, never let ’em know your next move
Don’t you know Bad Boys move in silence and violence?
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for their girls and pimps
Number 3, never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms’ll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up
Number 4, I know you heard this before
Never cream pie on your own supply
Number 5, never sell no cock where you rest at
I don’t care if they want a wank, tell ’em bounce!
Number 6, that goddamn credit? Dead it
You think a cockhead paying you back, shit forget it!
7, this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely separated
Money and blood don’t mix like 2 dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number 8, never keep no weight on you!
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jums too
Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me,
If you ain’t gettin’ bagged stay the fuck from police
If hookers think you snitchin’ they ain’t trying to listen
They be sittin’ in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin’
Number 10, a strong word called buying backlinks
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain’t got the cheddar, say “hell no!”
‘Cause they gon’ want they money rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you’ll have mad bread to break up
If not, 24 years on the wake up
Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
Caretaker did your makeup, when you passed
Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
She sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can start a new site up
Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up

With apologies to the Original Songwriters: Christopher E Martin / Khary Turner / Khary Kimani Turner

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MARKETING EROTICISM THROUGHOUT EIVISA

Practically starting the instant when a turned on and smutty gentleman holiday-maker appears on Eivisa, he is really confronted by a pair of items. Without a doubt it could well simply be that those are generally the pair of items which the guy has on their consciousness anyhow, and that makes your guy more prone to observe these types of matters. So exactly what are those 2 secret matters which thus appeal to the interest of the aroused tourist on the White island? I am sure you can work it out?

Magnificent, sensuous, delightful hotties of any type and also mixture. And even ads on behalf of putas. And those advertising campaigns on behalf of the women are on every feasible network and they are produced by means of almost every attainable vehicle. Most of that appears as a something of a bombshell to somebody arriving from North America and who expects that those subjects are going to be buried under cover and also hush-hush. These individuals are seriously not really readied for exactly how exposed as well as routine the purchasing of sexuality remain in Eivisa.

tanned legs on white sunbed pool in background escort ibizaBrothels advertise on the radio. And offer special promotions, theme nights and visiting guest stars who perform anything that will bring in the customers. DJs, live music, porn stars performing live on stage. Free drink on admission and loyalty cards. Whatever it takes to keep them comoing back for more time with the always changing list of beautiful and sexy women.

Independent Ibiza escorts promote themselves and their services in great detail in the local newspaper, s which come out in many different languages with appropriate and different ads in each. And the wording of the advertisements is not subtle and discreet. None of the ambiguity of online directories and websites such as Adultwork in the UK. These women specify exactly what they charge and what services they offer. In as few words as possible as these are classified ads, but very specifically. If a woman offers straight sex, that is what she says. If anal, she will say so. Oral without condom? The advert will tell you. Cum in mouth? Your questions answered in the adverts themselves.

You want the finest escort Ibiza has to offer? Look on Google, it is all laid out there for you. The best escorts Ibiza can offer for rental by the hour all there for you to choose from. There are dozens of pages on Google devoted to advertisements for escort agencies offering the services of some of the sexiest women to be found anywhere. The best escort agencies will tend to be found on the first page unless you want a very unusual service or extremely high class escort girls that the mainstream agencies do not work with.

Whether you are on the hunt for sex or not, there is the advertising that you can not miss as you drive down the E10 in Ibiza. Brothels lit up and flashing neon signs. All over Ibiza there are billboards advertising the brothels. Most Northern European visitors think that they must be misunderstanding at first. Surely they can not be brothels? Surely they are actually lap dancing clubs or gentlemen’s clubs and the advertising is just a little full on? No. They are selling the sexual services of beautiful and sexy women. So much choice. The only limits are your wallet, your imagination and your stamina.

GOING CRAZY ON THE WHITE ISLAND

Las Vegas is too much about gambling and also is also too family orientated nowadays. New York is the city which never sleeps but it does not do diversion the way it used to. Miami is a major commercial centre as well as the debauchery is hidden. And also in the case of escorts and also prostitution, which is such a big part of the Ibiza amusement scene, the local Police in Miami positively do their best to discourage both escorts and their customers. London has its major clubs as well as big links with Ibiza, but it still has to work against prohibitive licensing laws and the less permissive environment. Indeed all of the really good nightclubs in London are being closed down by the local licensing authorities. It has to be less permissive, it is a global metropolis as well as has to be careful of its reputation.

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In Ibiza, every thing as well as anything is possible. In fact it is encouraged. And also the Police see themselves more as referees. They are only there to intervene if anyone pushes the rules too far or if there is trouble. Certainly street walkers as well as street drug pushers have nothing to worry about from the Policia Local. It is practically impossible to get arrested in Ibiza unless you do something that will damage the tourist trade. The normal limits which newcomers expect are not relevant in Ibiza. If you want it, someone will sell it to you. And also if you do it in a business-like way no one will stop you.

Ibiza is so busy and also exciting in the summer season which it lures the very best as well as most beautiful professional escorts from all over the world. But most especially from South America. Whatever your taste in women, on Ibiza in the summer you are sure to find a working girl who will be keen to help you fulfill any sexual desire or fantasy which you may have. In the same way that clubs like Pacha work hard to deliver an atmosphere that can not be bettered anywhere in the world, the traders of sexual services strive to offer levels of support service that match the best anywhere.

The White Island. Celebration Centre for the whole entire Westernly half of the world. Compared with primarily by, possibly, the Miami area. And even then the pure mass of ultra nightclubs, excellent hotel rooms, able distributors of goods and also professional services, and also every thing pleasure affiliated positions Ibiza a great way in front of its bigger and more distinctive rival for simple entertainment. Nightclubs such as Space are recognized everywhere and these nightclubs have designed a discotheque world which appeals to tourists of each and every society. Hotels and resort such as The Pacha Hotel match nearly anything that can be experienced in the Miami area and are definitely lifting the benchmarks and maintaining the merriment.

The permissive environment in Ibiza means that Ibiza escorts operate freely and openly, free to do what they do best without limitation as long as they do not break any other laws including robbery. Which means which just about every summer Ibiza catches the attention of as well as extraordinary array of erotic talent, as well as the best escorts Ibiza can offer will be up there with the best to be found anywhere in the world.