Ten Hooker Commandments

I know it doesn’t seem likely, but I am a big fan of hip-hop and rap. All the way from LL Cool J  before he went to NCIS Los Angeles and before Ice T joined Law and Order. And a track I have always loved is 10 Crack Commandment by Biggie. So, I have I have done an homage to it (butchered it really) by making it specific to me industry – escort agencies and hookers.

It’s the ten pro commandments, what?
Hooker can’t tell me nothing about this cock
Can’t tell me nothing about this dick, this need, my hustlin’ hookers
Hookers on the corner I ain’t forget you hookers, my triple beam hookers

I’ve been in this game for years, it made me an animal
It’s rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your game on track, not your wig pushed back
Rule Number Uno, never let no one know
How much dough you hold cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy ‘specially
If that man fucked up, get yo’ ass stuck up
Number 2, never let ’em know your next move
Don’t you know Bad Boys move in silence and violence?
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for their girls and pimps
Number 3, never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms’ll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up
Number 4, I know you heard this before
Never cream pie on your own supply
Number 5, never sell no cock where you rest at
I don’t care if they want a wank, tell ’em bounce!
Number 6, that goddamn credit? Dead it
You think a cockhead paying you back, shit forget it!
7, this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely separated
Money and blood don’t mix like 2 dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number 8, never keep no weight on you!
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jums too
Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me,
If you ain’t gettin’ bagged stay the fuck from police
If hookers think you snitchin’ they ain’t trying to listen
They be sittin’ in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin’
Number 10, a strong word called buying backlinks
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain’t got the cheddar, say “hell no!”
‘Cause they gon’ want they money rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you’ll have mad bread to break up
If not, 24 years on the wake up
Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
Caretaker did your makeup, when you passed
Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
She sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can start a new site up
Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up

With apologies to the Original Songwriters: Christopher E Martin / Khary Turner / Khary Kimani Turner

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