IT IS NOT EASY BEING THIS SEXY

Being a San Antonio escort or an escort in Barcelona is not an easy job. There are the obvious issues that go with being a female in any situation as the first of the potential things that will weigh you down. You will have to face the risks of violence, sexual or otherwise.

girl in chair escort benidorm black backless teddy high heels with red solesAs a professional escort you need to be aware of and stay on top of your sexual health. Your gynaecologist will become a close friend and confidant and there are so many risks and situations that you need to manage, whether you indulge in anal sex or not, whether you do oral sex without condom (OWO) or not. And if you do indulge in oral sex without a condom you have to decide whether you are willing to let a client cum in your mouth. And if you do, whether you spit or swallow. Obviously you will not do any kind or penetrative sex without a condom, neither vaginal nor anal. The rules are not the same for a professional escort as they are for any kind of amateur, no matter how enthusiastic or promiscuous she may be. You need to be aware of the risks of being robbed as you will undoubtedly be out late at night and may have a good bag and potentially lots of cash.

All escorts in San Antonio or Barcelona will be working long and very unpredictable hours. But undoubtedly some days even the best escort San Antonio can offer may not be called on at all, which is stressful and paranoia inducing. And then the world will just explode and you will have several bookings in a single night. That means dashing from place to place while looking cool and hot and keeping to the schedule while making each client the centre of your attention and giving them all of your focus and energy. And as luck will have it (Murphy’s Law being what it is) when you have been busy all night, are exhausted, sore and need a break are exactly the times that you will then have a busy day time, with clients wanting to see you from late morning all the way through the afternoon and evening.

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Never Run An Escort Agency Like Heidi Fleiss

The day to day life of an escort agency owner and manager who wants a long and successful career is very different to the expectations of most people, which are pretty much formed by films, TV and the media in general. The common expectation is that of some kind of Heidi Fleiss – the Hollywood Madam – character. They assume that most of the business consists of wandering in to major nightclubs and bars with a stable of glamorous, beautiful and sexy women behind her. They then get taken into the VIP rooms with all the celebrities and rich business men, drink network and get down to business. And then the clients get added to the legendary black book and become regular VIP clients. You get your name and jason statham and rosie huntington whieteley keep their relationship quietphotos in the papers, magazines, blogs. Twitter, Vine, YouTube, Snapchat and everything else. But here is the problem. Heidi Fleiss was in business for four years. And then she got busted for prostitution, tax evasion, supplying drugs, and dozens of other charges. She served twenty months of a seven year sentence. Ouch.

Her predecessor on the other hand, a lady called Madam Alex – real name Alex Adams – ran her escort business quietly, discreetly and under the radar for nearly twenty years. She was only caught when, quite frankly, her former protege Heidi Fleiss grassed her up to the police, despite later trying to flaunt her virtue in not revealing her client list. Which she was clearly paid to keep silent. Alex Adams had a black book of the most powerful, rich and famous men in the whole of the Western world and beyond. And she did it without anyone knowing her name beyond the whisper of the word “Alex”.

That is how you run an escort agency if you want to be successful. You keep your head down, your profile low and your mouth shut. But, unlike the illustrious Ms Adams you do not trust anyone. Ever. At All. About anything. Build an apprentice or protege? I would rather chew my own right arm off. I love going to nightclubs and dancing the night away. I even frequent the VIP rooms of those nightclubs. But only after I have made damn sure that none of my escort girls are working there that night.

America Is Schizophrenic About Escorts

Running an escort agency business in most situations is just like running any other business. It has its differences of course, but those are more of perception than reality. Well, if you are outside of the United States of America anyway. The United States has this weirdly schizophrenic attitude and actions toward sex and sexuality. They produce the vast majority of pornography anywhere in the world. They have technology businesses such as Pornhub who are at the very forefront of the tech industry, on the bleeding edge of just what can be delivered down a broadband or 4G pipeline. Silicon Valley is home to publicly traded companies who are largely based on putting out some of the most shocking and surprising images and videos I have ever seen – and I am a professional in the sex business, so you would think I could brunette escort in kitchen wearing pink lace panties and white crop tophardly be shocked. But Twitter and Tumblr manage to surprise me every single day.

And yet other technology companies such as Facebook and Instagram wage a constant and never ending battle against the most invidious and dangerous challenge to human morality ever created – the female nipple. Anything that even hints at or portrays such a wantonly disgusting thing is banned from their sites until their human checkers in a battery farm have decided that an image is acceptable. And sexy women who want to have sex with men and get paid for it are persecuted and prosecuted for doing the most natural thing in the world. But Hollywood can make mainstream TV series such as The Deuce and The Girlfriend Experience with prostitutes as the stars. Pretty much nowhere else will you be arrested for running an escort business unless you break one or all of the four golden rules: not under age girls. No drugs. No illegal immigrants. Pay your taxes.

In pretty much every other country in the world, if you follow those rules then running an escort agency is totally legal. It is pretty much only in America that you can but a fifty calibre handgun but not pay a woman to have sex with her. In forty two of the fifty states it is perfectly legal to buy a handgun with a suppressor. What the hell do you need a suppressed handgun for other than murder? Home protection so you can kill a burglar without waking the kids? But you cannot give a guy a blowjob and get a financial reward for it. Insanity.

Ten Hooker Commandments

I know it doesn’t seem likely, but I am a big fan of hip-hop and rap. All the way from LL Cool J  before he went to NCIS Los Angeles and before Ice T joined Law and Order. And a track I have always loved is 10 Crack Commandment by Biggie. So, I have I have done an homage to it (butchered it really) by making it specific to me industry – escort agencies and hookers.

It’s the ten pro commandments, what?
Hooker can’t tell me nothing about this cock
Can’t tell me nothing about this dick, this need, my hustlin’ hookers
Hookers on the corner I ain’t forget you hookers, my triple beam hookers

I’ve been in this game for years, it made me an animal
It’s rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your game on track, not your wig pushed back
Rule Number Uno, never let no one know
How much dough you hold cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy ‘specially
If that man fucked up, get yo’ ass stuck up
Number 2, never let ’em know your next move
Don’t you know Bad Boys move in silence and violence?
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for their girls and pimps
Number 3, never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms’ll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up
Number 4, I know you heard this before
Never cream pie on your own supply
Number 5, never sell no cock where you rest at
I don’t care if they want a wank, tell ’em bounce!
Number 6, that goddamn credit? Dead it
You think a cockhead paying you back, shit forget it!
7, this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely separated
Money and blood don’t mix like 2 dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number 8, never keep no weight on you!
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jums too
Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me,
If you ain’t gettin’ bagged stay the fuck from police
If hookers think you snitchin’ they ain’t trying to listen
They be sittin’ in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin’
Number 10, a strong word called buying backlinks
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain’t got the cheddar, say “hell no!”
‘Cause they gon’ want they money rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you’ll have mad bread to break up
If not, 24 years on the wake up
Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
Caretaker did your makeup, when you passed
Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
She sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can start a new site up
Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up

With apologies to the Original Songwriters: Christopher E Martin / Khary Turner / Khary Kimani Turner

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Molly’s Game & Being In The Game

Let me out this as simply as possible. If you have not yet seen “Molly´s Game”, written and directed by Aaron Sorkin and starring Idris Elba and Jessica Chastain, get moving to your local cinema. It is truly amazing. With Aaron Sorkin writing, the dialogue is fast, witty, thoughtful and intelligent. And with actors like Elba and Chastain, the delivery is worthy of the script and the acting levels are top notch. It is the story of Molly Bloom, a former Olympic level skier who finds herself helping out running poker games – first in Los Angeles with Hollwood celebrities (it is easy to find out who some of the real people were, so let me save you the time – Tobey Maguire, Ben Affleck, Leonardo DiCaprio, Rick Salomon, Nelly and others) then in New York with Wall Street traders, hedge fund managers, property developers and – eventually – Russian mobsters. Which is where her troubles come from.

sexy white dress deep v cut on madrid escort with brown hairWatching for me came with an extra edge of interest, because it has so many parallels with my business in the sex industry. At one point one of her lawyers (an ass hole before she works with Idris Elba) makes the statement “Do not break the law while you are breaking the law.” She asks him whether she has been breaking the law and he tells her that she has not. “But still, do not break the law while you are breaking the law. And that has always been my philosophy too while running my escort agencies, whether in London or anywhere else. Though I do not think I have ever expressed it that neatly. In the movie, Molly runs a poker game, which is not itself illegal as long as she does make money directly from the game itself, but from tips or entry fees. But she makes sure that she does not sell sex (oh the hypocrisy of America!) or drugs. And she is a registered business and pays her taxes.

In the same way, in my businesses I never sell drugs, I only work with girls who are legal to work in the relevant country, and I never, ever, work with an escort who is under eighteen. I prefer them to be over twenty one. I also make a point of having a legally established business structure and paying my taxes. I cannot control what my subcontractors do, of course. But I can make damn sure that I do not break the law while I am breaking the law. Especially as I am not breaking the law in the first place.